Oh, hello Alex…
best gif usage
So I got bored and took selfies with my dog….
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world
Oh no im 16 and I have it. Oh gosh, how ever are we to deal with people having normal looking bodies that aren’t flawless.
How are we to look at the bum of a person and expect it to look any different that any other bum. Shes in fantastic shape and could probably outrun the fat ass who edited or wrote this piece of shit article. This should be like, a different story.
Like: “Scarlett Johansson rockin a hot body on the beach! Not only does she have a hubby, but she also isn’t afraid to flaunt what she has.”
She has curves, get the fuck over it. The only girls who don’t have cellulite are the ones starving themselves to keep the body shape we all had pre-puberty because articles like this make them feel like shit! Scarlett Johansson is beautiful, just the way she is, just like all of us. So fuck off.
i laughed so hard i nearly threw up
Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be
Got to see Arctic Monkeys at Marlay Park in Dublin yesterday. Such an experience, I was right at the front. I saw Alex Turner gyrate like Elvis, and my life is complete.
Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]
Don’t ever leave your girls behind.
It was like the end of exams and all the 17 year olds were drunk as f*ck.
One girl was so wasted she couldn’t stand. Her friends left her to pass out in the park.
I had my fingers down her throat to try and make her get sick because she was that wasted.
Anything could’ve happened. Her parents were called, I stayed til she was in their car.
Your night may be important, but your friends should always matter more.
Nobody gets left behind.